because God is everywhere. he is. he’s in my soul. he can be in yours. ...– Daniel Tosh. HAHAHAHAHA!!! =)
so i was browsing the boob tube while eating lunch and stopped on the Discovery Health channel. this girl was screaming and writhing in pain…it looked intense. and then … *ploop* out popped a baby. it was one of those “i didn’t know i was pregnant” shows. WTF? how stupid are you that you didn’t realize you were pregnant?? there are some pretty tell-tale...
There is so much about my fate that I cannot control, but other things do fall...– Elizabeth Gilbert: Eat, Pray, Love (via julie911) (via happythings)
I am no longer afraid of becoming lost, because the journey back always reveals...– Billy Joel (via kari-shma) (via happythings, kari-shma)
Excuse me, let me tell you something: When America opened up the floodgates and...– Tony Soprano (via early-onset-of-night)